The small hole and the elk

Well I know it has been way to long since I wrote here, but I wanted to share somethings that have been in my head. First off Master is on this fisting kick. He has tried it three times now, and each time he never gets his knuckles beyond the pubic bone. Everyone I know I have mentioned this to keeps telling me I am just to small, but damn it he wants this and I so BADLY want to give it to him. I feel like a failure everytime we try and doesn't happen. Anyone out there in blogger land got any advice? How do you put a large object into a small hole?


On another note one of my xmas presents came early, and Master wanted to show me. It is our first real flogger a elk. It isn't very long, and when Master put all his force behind it I just laughed. It was like feathers..LOL But than he did a swoop down and the tails hit and it made me jump. So even soft things can be mean. It is just a stepping block so we will see how things go.

Keep me in your thoughts

Hana
~Robert's little flower~

Planes, Automobiles...and all that Jazz

Well I should have known when I lost my wedding ring at the airport that I should have just stayed home. Or maybe when I got in the car to drive to the airport and realized I was inhaling the scent of cigaretees. But NO I was on a one-way ticket to my vacation..AND DAMN IT I was going on vacation. So after crying for a hour in the airport of my ring and getting on the plane with a screamming baby who was totally exhausted. We landed in LAX, we grabbed our bags 1 hr later and dragged them to the shuttle. Than off to the rental car place, and off to the day of adventures. Were we ran in circles as my parents got us lost. Than they screamed at us because we got seperated at the chinese theatre, and Master put his foot down and told my dad where "things stood". We ended up at a hotel room for surfers, and I hated the small spce and no bath the whole time. I wish someone would have told me that things were going to be so, I would have stayed home. Disneyland the next day was an adventure, as we stood in line after line..and found out how much Disneyland hates strollers. We had to unload everytime we stop. Talk about a pain in the ass. We hit seaworld the next day, and though kiddo enjoyed it. The shows were quite long for a 2 yr old, and boring for me. Saturday was spent in a over priced mall, and sunday was spent trying to wait for ever delaying plane. Finally home at 11 pm at night, exhausted to the core. I have spent no time recoupin and now have the baby's head cold. ALL in all it was ok, but not a well rested vacation. Hopefully after the holidays things will look brighter.

Thats all for now

Hana

Update

So I am sure you all are wondering. Where's hana? Yeah the whole 4 readers I have..YEAH RIGHT!! Anyway I have been working 12 hr days, plus staying up til midnight and get up at 6 am. Trying to get all this avon out to my customers before I go on vacation. Things are so crazy, I have about 8 orders I have to deliver this weekend, go grocery shopping, clean the house, and do all the laundry. Than on Monday and Tuesday I have to pack 4 suitcase, three backpacks, a bathroom kit, and snacks. We have to be at the airport two hours before our flight out Wednesday. That means bright and early there at 6:30 am. WOO HOO. Than unpack the car and pull of it into the airport with a tired child, get all our bags in the right spot and than sit for 2 hours. HOW EXCITING!!! But after all that we will be on the plane!!! Yeah plane!!! It's a 4 hour flight but we loose two hours in the air. Than I will see my parents...and off on a 5 day adventure. Keep your fingers crossed everything goes as planned. I hate surprises.

Master has gone into warning sex mode. It drives me crazy in a number of ways. He says as I'm getting out of the car, or I'm kissing him goodbye. I am gonna fuck you like you never have been fucked tonight. I swear this man is so wrong on so many levels.

Anyway I got a late night tonight, and lots of stuff to do.

Hugs and kisses

Hana